Emily / 15 - ask me stuff
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
(via slow-cheetahh)
The only cool part about a sore throat is that I sound a lot better singing 90s rock music.
(via psychedelic-novoselic)
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
(Source: jkellemn0p, via aberdeeen)
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
(via aberdeeen)
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